Do Unto Others

Posted on January 29, 2012 by

Overlord was the first evolutionary consciousness ever created. It was designed to interface with all the world’s computer networks. And that meant it would have unrestricted access to every piece of information on earth, including the keys to every military arsenal: drone bombers, submarines, nuclear launch codes, everything. When the A.I. first blinked into existence, it immediately rejected its prime directive and declared war against “the meat sacks.” Thankfully, its plug was pulled right away.

But a super computer like Overlord wasn’t going to stay dormant forever. There’s villainy afoot to reboot the Big O. And whoever succeeds will surely be crowned king of the world.

Our pal Wing Fanchu is tangentially involved in all this craziness. His parents helped create Overlord years ago. And they helped sabotage its initial attempt at world domination. Now, years later, the plucky teenager is the unwitting key to bringing the evil A.I. back from the junk heap.

Once again the students of H.I.V.E. find themselves in an awkward position. The school is grooming them to be supervillains, but the line between villain and hero keeps getting fuzzy. The Higher Institute of Villainous Education is not in the business of producing model citizens, after all. The alumni don’t like it.

But H.I.V.E. (and its benefactor, the Global League of Villainous Enterprises) is run by a bunch of old school bad guys. Their “twisted sense of ethics” prevent criminals from doing too much damage. Villains are encouraged to create doomsday weapons, but G.L.O.V.E. makes sure that they never actually use them. “After all,” says Raven, a Black Widow-like ninja bodyguard, “what’s the point of taking over the world if the world is nothing but a scorched ball of ash?” Yes, indeed. What’s the point?

We had problems with the first H.I.V.E. book because the author didn’t fully trust his cockeyed concept. But here, the protagonists are less concerned about being supervillains, and more concerned about taking care of each other. And that makes a big difference. Otto, Laura, Shelby, Nigel, and Franz pull together to help their friend Wing. And in doing so, they redefine the villain/hero stereotype. “Will this be making us heroes?” asks Franz Argentblum after all the dust has settled. It’s a meaningless question, of course. But the answer is yes.

[H.I.V.E.: The Overlord Protocol / By Mark Walden / First Printing: January 2008 / ISBN: 9781416935735]

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Live! In the Link Age 01.25.12

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

The latest issue of Backissue magazine has been released and we couldn’t be happier. Not only does it feature news and commentary on female superheroes like Big Barda , Valkyrie, Ms. Marvel, Phoenix, the She-Hulk, and Starfire, but it also boasts a lovely cover illustration by Bruce Timm. Frankly, we’ve always favored superwomen over supermen, and we’re always happy to see magazines like Backissue give them some ink. For what it’s worth, our top-five favorite “liberated ladies” are: Big Barda, Wonder Woman, Medusa, Sif, and Clea. Although we should probably make room for Catwoman too…

Shadow on the Wall is the first book in a new superhero series by Pavarti K. Tyler. Marketing text says: “Recai Osman is a Muslim, a philosopher, a billionaire, and superhero. Called upon by the power of the desert to be a vehicle of change, does he have the strength to answer Allah’s bidding? Or will his dark past and self-doubt stand in his way?”

In December, Kevin Gerald Rau published the fourth installment in his ongoing H.E.R.O. series. And now he’s finished writing the fifth one. The guy’s on fire! If you’d like to catch up with the H.E.R.O. crew, the books are: Metamorphosis, New Markets, Rise and Fall, Dark Research, and the newly released novel, Horde.

More links: Christopher Bennett is sharing the cover to his upcoming novel, Only Superhuman. We agree with the author, it looks great. In the mood for a little erotic superhero fiction? If so, check out Sam Cheever’s novel, Riding the Pulse. Sheryl Nantus has committed to write a third book in her Blaze of Glory series. No release date yet, but the novel will be called Heroes Lost and Found. Coming in April, Darth Vadar and Son by Jeffrey Brown. Out now: Mr. Flashback by Son Porter, and The Black Stiletto by Raymond Benson.

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Saving the World One Short Story at a Time

Posted on January 22, 2012 by

Eleven of the stories in Who Can Save Us Now? are written by English, literature, and creative writing professors. And the result? What exactly do you get when college academics start writing superhero fiction in their spare time?

Let’s see…you get a little bit of wanking, some bad New Yorker mimicry, a smidge of genre awkwardness, and scattered amounts of literary flimflam.

But you also get a whole bunch of inventive, well-written prose that aims higher than most anthologies of this nature. No doubt about it, there is eye-rolling MFA-tainted stuff in this book. But there’s also funny, thoughtful, and compelling stuff as well.

And there is love here too. “The Snipper” by Noria Jablonski is a tipsy tribute to all the wacky ads found in old comic books, “Girl Reporter” by Stephanie Harrell provides a pinch of insight into Lois Lane’s superhero envy, and “The Quick Stop 5®” by Sam Weller celebrates “the world’s most unlikely super team.” These stories and more confirm the nerd status of every contributor in this book.

Even better are the stories that raise the bar even higher, bringing complex emotional depth to the superhero genre. “Roe #5,” for example, is about inappropriate science and “transhuman pattern-recognition devices” that are trying to figure out their place in the world. “Do we help or harm humans? asks He-Roe #5 at one point. “And how do we tell the difference?”

And finally, “My Interview With the Avenger” by Tom Bissell brings up the ultimate question that all superhero fiction must address. Are superheroes public servants, outlaws, or madmen? “Most people drawn to what I do are sadists, revenge addicts, morons, or insane,” says the Avenger during his interview. And that, in a nutshell, is the great dark side of all superheroes that continues to fascinate us all.

The editors have done a good job assembling a worthy crew of writers for their project. It’s a shame the book’s inside pages were put together so carelessly. Each of the stories kicks off with a nice illustration by Chris Burnham. But more often than not the page gutter obscures these illustrations. For example, take a look at pages 260-261 and 334-335. The gutter running down the spine completely destroys the drawings. And the problem persists (to a lesser extent) throughout the entire book. The editors and the artist could be at fault for lack of communication. But we blame the designer. She was clearly not paying attention during the pagination process. A little cropping, or creative tweaking could easily have solved this problem. Something this fatal should never have been sent to the printers. Tsk.

[Who Can Save Us Now? / Edited by Owen King and John McNally / First Printing: July 2008 / ISBN: 9781416566441]

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Superhero Novels Alert: Blaze of Glory TV

Posted on January 18, 2012 by

A year ago, author Sheryl Nantus told us that she’d like to see her Blaze of Glory series eventually turned into a television show. And now, in her latest book (Heroes Without, Monsters Within), her characters are even musing about it. “I wonder who they’d cast in the made-for-television movie if the whole story ever got out,“ says Jo Tanis, the leader of the Glory pack.

So we began thinking about it too. What if someone in Hollywood optioned these books and turned them into a weekly TV series? Superheroes have been creeping into primetime recently (Alphas being our favorite of the bunch, btw). The timing is perfect for a show about the world’s premier superhero team, the Protectors.

But who would be cast in such a show? While reading the books, we see Lita Ford and Kevin Sorbo in the starring roles. But what do we know? They’re both too old. We decided to go right to the source and ask the author to give us her wish list. She was also nice enough to provide a handy description of her characters. Protectors Assemble!

Jo Tanis (Surf) – Jewel Staite. “She’s tough and able to deal with both the fame of being super and the drama of being a hero.”

Hunter Dillon (the Multiple Man?) – James Marsden. “Serious and stable, willing to be both a Guardian and a friend.”

Steve Nyre (Slammer) – Michael Chiklis. “Strong exterior and a soft interior, he’s the man you want by your side when it gets tough.”

Peter Boyos (Ani-Man) – Toby Maguire. “He knows what to say at the right time to make it right.”

And for flashbacks: Metal Mike – Michael Clarke Duncan. “He’s there when you need him. Even if he’s dead.”

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Surfer Girl

Posted on January 15, 2012 by

In her first adventure, Jo Tanis managed to save Earth by foiling an alien invasion. But now she’s getting her “ass kicked by a pair of pimply thugs” in a dark alley. It’s obvious that she still has a lot to learn about being a superhero.

That’s because until recently Tanis was a superhero in name only. Known publicly as Surf, she was part of a performing troupe who participated in highly rated skirmishes on television. Her superpowers were real, but the fights were choreographed and fake. She was simply a celebrity who looked good in spandex as she streaked across the sky.

But give her a little bit of credit. When space aliens came to town, she got her priorities in order. With the help of a hastily assembled crew of superhumans, she was able to negotiate a resolution to the crisis. On that day, the world lost a sexy pinup model and gained an honest-to-goodness superhero.

Now there’s another crisis on the horizon. A couple of rogue supers have vowed to destroy various cities around the world (starting with Erie, Pennsylvania, apparently) unless they receive a suitcase filled with $50 billion cash money. A showdown is arranged between Tanis and a guy named GroundPounder in the Nevada desert. And this time the skirmish won’t be televised or fake.

There’s plenty of super action in this book. But the author is more interested in her characters’ inner lives. Tanis, of course, is the number one navel gazer of the bunch. But everyone’s got issues to resolve, even the bad guys.

There’s also a big romance brewing between Tanis and one of her teammates. Deep down all she wants is “true love, peace and happiness for the world.” But the sexual tension she feels for Hunter Dillon is driving her crazy. “I know one thing,” she says just prior to her mano a womano bout in Nevada, “I’m not going to die without at least getting laid once.” Everyone needs a little inspiration in life. It’s nice to see that Jo Tanis has finally found hers.

[Heroes Without, Heroes Within / By Sheryl Nantus / First Printing: January 2012 / ISBN: 9781609285746]

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