Green Means Go

SheHulkIn our opinion, She-Hulk is the best superhero moniker Stan Lee ever thought up. The hyphenated name succeeds at being funny and dumb and smart and provocative all at the same time. She-Hulk could easily be a monster from a 1950s movie or the topic of a women’s studies class. Take your pick.

Yes, the name is great, but we’re not totally sold on the character herself. She-Hulk is a six-foot-seven, 680-pound jade-green party animal. And as her name implies, she’s hell on wheels and an indefatigable physical presence. But she doesn’t see much action in her debut novel. As a result, she isn’t nearly as interesting as her host, Jennifer Walters, a woman who is described as a beautiful disaster—all luminous eyes and existential grief. According to her spunky best friend, Walters is “a perplexing blend of kick-ass chick and honor-roll nerd.” In our opinion, The She-Hulk Diaries should have been called The Jennifer Walters Diaries.

But no worries; Even with “She-Hulk” in the title, Walters establishes herself as the real hero of the book. Without a doubt, her quest to find a good job, secure an affordable apartment in Manhattan, and hook up with an awesome boyfriend represents her version of a hero’s journey.

Naturally, there are plenty of obstacles in Walters’ way. She must grapple with duplicitous coworkers, limited rental options, and an ex-lover who insists on writing embarrassing songs about their weekend tryst (sample lyric: “I’ll crawl from the primordial sludge for you. I’ll give up my gills and prehensile appendage for you”). Dr. Doom even shows up to make things more complicated. It’s sort of like Sex and the City (or maybe Breakfast at Tiffany’s) with a little superhero action on the side. There’s a lot of navel-gazing in The She-Hulk Diaries, but it’s mostly well written and relentlessly jokey. Added bonus for those who care: the sex talk is surprisingly frank.

With all the real world drama surrounding Walters, there’s not much for She-Hulk to do. We are told that Shulky is a righteous superbabe and a sex object for millions of teenage boys, but the author keeps her on the sidelines most of the time. Regardless of her costarring status, however, She-Hulk succeeds in retaining her brutish charm wherever she goes. She is, we admit, pretty good with the zippy one-liners. “I’d rather be tasty than tasteful,” she brags at one point. And later, when her boobs pop out of her outfit, she says, “It pays to advertise!”

Even when she’s serious (which is not very often), She-Hulk is able to express herself with surprising aplomb. For example, every time she visits the Avengers Mansion she feels the sting of sexism (especially from ex-boyfriend, Tony Stark). She may be red hot and green, but she’s not happy about being marginalized because of her gender. And neither are we. “Male is not the default gender for superhero,” she huffs. The Sensational She-Hulk deserves a little more respect.

[The She-Hulk Diaries / By Marta Acosta / First Printing: June 2013: ISBN: 9781401311018]

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